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Private Secretary is an early song written by Jerry.

The song was played by the six-man group Sextet Devo at the first public concert of Devo music, at Kent State University on April 4, 1973. This entire show was shot on videotape.
"Private Secretary" was again the first song in the setlist at the second annual Devo performance at the Creative Arts Festival.
This song's last known performance was at the Kent Kove in 1974. It was released on Art Devo 1973-1977. [1]

Lyrics[]

  She was a private secretary  
  
  'Til her boss gave her the boot  
  
  So we was married in Las Vegas  
  
  And I wore my sharkskin suit  
  
  She keeps it real wet and dirty  
  
  And she's always home at night  
  
  'Cause she's my Private Secretary  
  
  And she keeps my business straight  
  
  
  Yeah, she wash the clothes  
  
  Takes dictation  
  
  She got a high school education  
  
  
  She bought a fur coat with my money  
  
  And last week she took the car  
  
  But I don't mind the inconvenience  
  
  'Cause she always goes too far  
  
  I turn my TV on to football  
  
  And she gives my back a rub  
  
  'Cause she don't need no liberation  
  
  Her diploma's from the school of love  
  
  
  There was in a session in my office  
  
  And I thought I locked my doors  
  
  She found my private secretary  
  
  Naked on the floor  
  
  So now last week I got the letter  
  
  But my grammar was incorrect  
  
  It read: I gots the high paying job in Reno  
  
  'Cause I still gots my self-respect
  


https://www.discogs.com/artist/12834-Devo?searchParam=Private+Secretary
https://musicbrainz.org/recording/8b648c5b-6903-44d6-b7e3-fd35c030c0b2
https://futurismoinc.bandcamp.com/track/private-secretary-kent-kove-74
  1. Private Secretary (Kent Kove 74)+
    (4:29) Art Devo 1973-1977 (2023):
    Exhibit [C] 1973-1975 Vinyl side A, track 1
    Exhibit [A] 1973-1975 CD 1, track 15
    (4:29)  Streaming + Download:
    Digital Track [1]
    Digital Album track  [2]