- Appears on Hardcore Devo 1.
- Recorded: 1976
- Released: 1990 on Hardcore Volume 1
- Lyrics: Uglatto - LyricWikia
- Sung By: Gerald V. Casale
- YouTube sucked this track up off the 2013 Hardcore reissue and posted it.
You, ooh, ooh, ooh Another hairdo Mobutu shoes This Roman nose You're uglatto You grin like a star The grille of a car Fat Oldsmobilo A puffed potato This Roman say: Ugh-latto You, a bad tomato Speak Esperanto So desperato And constipato This Roman nose You're uglatto Why do you wiggle So you make me Ho-ho In front of people You are so Uglatto You grin like a star The grille of a car Fat Oldsmobilo A puffed potato This Roman say: You're uglatto You, a bad tomato Speak Esperanto So desperato And constipato This Roman nose You're uglatto Why do you wiggle So you make me Ho-ho In front of people You are so Uglatto